AISubs v3.7
- Yado, Tokei, Shimeido! - Yado!
- Yoshimitsu! - Yoshimitsu!
- Megwin! - Megwin!
- Onix! - Onix!
- Echihoku! - Echihoku!
- As you can see, we're doing a soccer video today. - Yes!
Recently, we've been trying new things, but our skills haven't changed one bit.
We think we can do it, but we don't have the basics, so we haven't improved at all.
At this rate, viewers will keep thinking it's impossible, and bad moments will happen.
So we want to show you how important the basics are.
Depending on today's video, we might be able to skip the basics.
- That's what we'll do today. - As usual.
We'll split up into 3 teams and do free kicks.
One team will kick as usual.
They'll keep kicking.
And the other half of the team will be taught by pros!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
It's a recent trend!
We'll have 2 hours of time limit.
- We'll see how many free kicks we can do in that time. - I see.
- The team that gets taught will have less time. - I see.
But if they teach you and your skills improve, you might be able to skip a team that's been taught many times.
- We'll see which team was better and see how useful it is for us pros. - I see!
Last time, we did a video about free kicks.
- This time, it's the same. - Yeah.
- The goalkeepers are better. - Yeah, their skills have improved.
One of them is Sato Gen.
Our buddy, Chin, is also amazing.
- He said he was a goalkeeper before. - What?!
- At first, we asked the pros to teach us. - Yeah.
- Do you think they'll teach us? - Let's try it!
- Please! Let's do it! - Yeah!
Okay, let's do it!
(APPLAUSE)
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm Hiroshi Kanami. - I'm Shunsuke Kanami.
- It's over. - It's over!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- This is amazing! - Thank you!
- Even if you lose, you'll get a warm welcome from above. - No, no, no.
- Of course! - Of course!
- If Shunsuke comes, I'll be even happier! - No, no, no!
- This time, we'll play rock-paper-scissors... - No, no, no!
- ...to see who has the same soccer skills. - No, no, no!
- Let's play rock-paper-scissors and see who loses. - Of course!
- Of course you want to lose! - Of course you want to lose!
- We don't have a chance like this. - Of course you want to lose!
- The person who wins is the representative. - Okay, Sonic!
Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
Rock-paper-scissors, shoot!
- Ahhhh! - Ahhh!
- We've become a team to help each other! - We've become a team to help each other!
- With this, soccer will get better! - I'm happy!
- Nice, Sega! - Nice, Sega!
- I don't want Shibayu and that professional to get involved. - I don't want Shibayu and that professional to get involved.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Right now, Shibayu is being mocked a lot for his sports skills... - Right now, Shibayu is being mocked a lot for his sports skills...
- Nice! - This is terrible!
- No matter how many times you practice, you can only do it once! - No matter how many times you practice, you can only do it once!
- It was zero just now. - It was zero just now.
- Then, we'll split up into teams and start! - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- So, the second hour has started! - Yes!
- Thank you for your cooperation! - Thank you for your cooperation!
- First of all, as a freekick distance... - Yes.
- I've set the easiest distance for you... - Oh, I see.
- Yes. - Yes.
- And you need to cross the yellow wall... - Yes.
First of all, we will aim for goal mouse 2.
I see.
Let's start with this work.
Let's have a look at it once.
Let's do it.
We are the white team.
Our strategy is to kick a lot of balls.
That's all.
We will kick as many as we can.
I'm really worried about whether Toshimitsu will break his leg or not.
Let's kick as many as we can.
I will kick while you are receiving the ball.
Let's do it.
Go for it!
It went up.
It's dangerous.
It's good.
The height was good.
It went up!
It hurts.
Wait a minute.
Let's gather.
It was like a fighter.
You just said it.
I need to hurry up.
He is dangerous.
How was it?
The way of kicking is...
You roll the ball on the right side of the wall.
Or you kick it toward the wall on the second from the right.
Then, the ball will go to the other side naturally.
The ball will go to the left.
Imagine it.
I want you to do it like this.
Kick the ball like this.
Let's start with this.
I see.
If you can kick the ball at this speed, you will be able to kick it.
You will be able to kick the ball at this speed.
You are amazing!
You are good at kicking, too.
Your movement is different from Shin.
Kick the ball several times.
It went up.
You are great!
You did it!
How did you do it?
You are great!
I caught up with you.
Dreams are decided by actions.
You can kick the ball wherever you want.
You are good at kicking.
I can kick the ball wherever I want.
Why?
I think you are good at kicking.
First of all, you kicked the ball.
And you kicked the ball more than I expected.
The feeling of hitting the ball is like baseball.
If you hit here, the ball will go down.
If you hit here, the ball will go up.
If you kick the ball up, the ball will not go up.
You have to kick the ball down.
And you have to kick the ball at this angle.
You can kick the ball wherever you want.
It's a lot of fun to have a guide.
This is how you enjoy sports.
You are good at kicking.
How is it?
You are good at kicking.
Sonic kick.
It's not bad.
It's a waste of time like this.
Nice!
You kicked the ball perfectly.
We are still in the lead.
We have only completed it once.
There is a scene where you kick the ball.
You hit it.
How do you kick it?
It's not in front of you.
Kick it inward.
Kick it 2 to 3 centimeters.
Kick it 3 centimeters upward.
You are good at kicking.
You should kick it more to this side.
You have a good sound.
You suddenly kicked it.
You are good at kicking.
This is the most comfortable shot in my life.
This ball was faster than I expected, so I touched it and it went in.
Thank you very much.
It's not good if you get caught.
I want to catch something, too.
You scored all the goals today.
This is the third goal.
Yumemaru's kick is like this when you kick.
Like this.
Then the ball will go down.
It's just gravity.
If you lift it up a little...
Wow!
He lifted it up.
You can't stop it.
If you stop it, it will go down.
That's what mistakes are like.
Mistakes are fun.
How to make mistakes correctly.
Yes.
Yeah!
That's great!
That's a good ball.
That's it.
That's amazing!
The goalkeeper is good.
Wow!
It's decided.
Oh, my God!
Wow!
The goalkeeper is good.
Wow!
It's decided.
Wow!
It's decided.
I didn't know if it went in.
The goalkeeper is good at moving.
Wow!
That's too bad!
If it's the goalkeeper over there, it's definitely in.
That's right.
That was goalkeeper's ability.
Goalkeeper!
Is the goalkeeper's girlfriend here?
It's a distraction strategy.
I was disturbed.
Can I give you one more advice?
Yes.
If you do it like this...
Shibayu-san...
Yes.
Just a little to the left.
I see.
Wow!
The goalkeeper has improved a little, so it's fun.
That's right.
The way you feel the time is different.
I'm tired, but I'm fine.
That was close!
Nice!
Yeah!
There is a theory that goalkeepers are good at this.
Yes!
There really is such a theory.
It's just my opinion, isn't it?
Wow!
That was so close!
After a kick, Nagamaru Shunsuke often goes like this to make sure it's in.
That's what he does.
He's always like this.
He's like this outside of the camera.
He runs sideways, doesn't he?
Let's run sideways, too, Tetsuya!
If you run sideways, it's in!
Hey!
That was so close!
But you caught it!
But you have to look at the ball!
It's already in the back!
It's in!
Wow!
That was beautiful!
Shibata is in the lead!
That was so close!
Here I go!
Wow!
Go!
You caught it!
Nice!
That's in!
Seventh point!
The bugs are coming, so eight points!
Eight points!
Wow!
Shibata is in the lead!
You can tell as soon as you kick it!
Nice!
Hey!
Wow!
What are you doing, goalkeeper?!
You're good!
Wow!
There are two ways to do it. First, you put the ball down and then you rotate it.
Oh, I see.
And you put the ball down and then you straighten it at the end like this.
Oh, I see.
If you do that, you have to bend the ball in a very tight space like this.
You have to do it like this.
You don't have to do this.
Do you understand?
Is it a routine?
If you want to do it like this, you have to do it like this for about three steps and then you can do it like this.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's like this.
Do you want me to put the ball down first?
That's right.
Every time, right?
You're kidding me.
I'm going to do this as my routine!
That was close!
Is it okay for you to do that as your routine?
One, two, jump!
To the left!
Here!
Wow!
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, that's nice.
Chance!
Yeah!
Don't say "chance" when you have a chance!
FAST FORWARD
Nice!
1 point?
I got 10 points.
My team got 10 points.
8-2, right?
0, right?
I thought you were going to pull it to the left.
I'll kick it to the left.
Kick it to the left!
Use your golden left foot!
It's not to the left.
I forgot how to run.
If you can hit it like that, you don't need a white ball.
I guess you're right.
Nice!
Why do I have to stop it?!
Nice!
It's so good, but the keeper is so good!
Wow!
FAST FORWARD
It's about time for me to kick it!
Close!
That was good!
You're good!
I couldn't react at all!
It's your first time, isn't it?
I can do it!
For example, everyone is aiming for a certain place, right?
Can you aim for the back corner?
That's why everyone is professional.
I see.
If there is an official event, there will be supporters' flags and stadium signs.
I got it!
That's what it is!
I aimed for a straight line!
That's good!
You're good at it!
I got it!
You're good at it!
Everyone is aiming for a certain place, right?
That's right.
Let's make the goalkeeper depressed!
Let's make him confused!
You're a classic!
You're good!
Wow!
Shini-san is growing up!
You're good!
Yes!
You're good!
This is a tragedy!
Nice!
Really?
1 point!
Shini-san, let's drink water!
I think I'm leading quite a bit.
Shini-san's legs are bad.
I want to take a break.
I can afford it.
It's bad!
You're old.
I'm sick.
You're injured.
I'm full!
Your legs are bad!
It's bad!
It's totally different!
You're improving, Shini-san!
Nice!
You're good, Shini-san!
Nice!
It's coming!
This course is fun!
I'm getting better!
Shini-san is getting excited!
You're good!
Nice!
11 points!
11 points?!
Keeper, you're doing great!
I'm doing my best, Keeper!
Nice!
You're amazing!
Which one is the score?
How much is it?
As if it's natural.
You're good!
Nice!
You're good!
That was perfect!
That was great!
It's in!
7 points!
15 points!
Even if it's the 15th point, it's a really good game, isn't it?
It's actually a draw, isn't it?
I can't do anything because I suddenly get it for more than money!
Oh, it's close!
It looked like it would go in!
It's close, it's close!
Oh, it's close!
It's a draw, it's a draw!
Your blonde hair is also close!
What? My blonde hair is strong!
My blonde hair! I'm stopping you now!
My blonde hair! I got it from my hometown!
Shut up, blonde hair!
What does it have to do with you?
You've been made a fool of!
Oh, it's close!
It went in!
That was a match!
That was amazing!
That was the highlight!
Go for it, goalkeeper!
You didn't touch it!
That move was cool!
That was cool!
3, 3, 3...
9, 9, 9 points!
You're catching up!
1 hour has passed!
Shall we announce the results of our points?
What points?
What?
Did you forget? There are too many people.
- Ryo, you got 10? - Maybe 12.
- Yeah, 12. - Yes.
- And you, Fushi? - I got...
- 4? - 4.
- Huh? - 4?
- 12, 4. - I got 16.
I got...
0.
What? This is 0?
- You just made it up. - It's 0.
- 12, 4, 0. - 0.
- In total, 16 points. - Wow!
- Ryoya! - I won already.
- That's about it. - Well, well, well...
No matter what you say, you can't win.
- No matter what you say, you can't win. - I'll give you half of mine.
- Half of mine? - I'll give you all of mine.
- I can't borrow yours? - I can't borrow yours?
- In total, it's 9! - Wow!
- 9! - It's 9, but...
- Maybe, but... - This goalkeeper is crazy!
- Oh, I see. - He's too good!
To be exact, there are about 3 more goals in and I'll lose the ball.
- Oh... - For the second half...
- Let's switch goalkeepers... - Yeah.
- And let's both be goalkeepers. - Yeah.
- Shibayu scored 3 goals. - Wow!
- That's amazing. - That's amazing.
- I should've gone that way. - Hey!
- Let's switch and do it again. - Yeah!
[Switching goalkeepers]
- Alright! - Let's go!
- The walls are thin. - There are only 4 of them.
- There are only 4 of them and it's low and there's a gap. - That's right.
- It's safe and easy. - The scenery is quite different, isn't it?
- It's a lot more comfortable. - Yeah.
- But still, as goalkeepers... - Yeah.
- Let's see what it's like. - Yeah.
- Let's go and see what it's like. - Yeah.
- So, the second half is over. - Yeah.
The only changes are the location, the walls and the goalkeepers.
- But I think the goalkeepers are bigger. - Yeah.
- Let's go and see. - Yeah.
- Let's take it slow. - Let's see how good they are.
Oh no! There's no goalkeeper!
We don't have goalkeepers!
- I see, I see. - I see, I see.
- OK, OK, OK! - Good, good!
- Close! - Nice, nice!
- Nice, goalkeeper! - Nice!
Here I go!
- Goal! - Goal!
Hey, you missed it!
- Wow, you're good! - You're good!
I'm not the only one!
- Nice! - Goal!
- Wow, goalkeeper! - That was too good!
- That was... - Damn it...
I need a toe kick...
- Go for it, Shimizu! A forehand and a toe kick! - Here I go!
- Be careful!
Give me a scare!
Damn it!
FAST FORWARD
- Here I go! - Yay!
- Yes, yes! That's it! - Yay!
- Goal! - Goalkeeper!
- You're way better than last season!
- You're getting better! - You're getting better!
- Goal! - Goal!
- Seriously?! - Nice!
- Goal! - Goal!
- Scary, scary, scary! - Scary, scary, scary!
- I'm going to trip! - Damn it!
I'm not going to let this turn into a fun game!
- Goal! - Goal!
- Nice! - Goal!
- Goal!
- Perfect! - Nice!
- I can't stop you! - I can't stop you!
Great!
FAST FORWARD
Shibaya-san's kick isn't like that.
It's like this.
It's a little lower and higher.
Like this.
It's like flying a mouse.
If you do it like this, you can cover the mouse a little.
Like this.
You can put it down a little.
You didn't curve, did you?
It's like this.
What happens to gravity?
That's right! It doesn't hit well, but it goes well.
It's in!
You're good!
Thank you!
I'm not losing!
You're good!
Is it a hat-trick?
It's a hat-trick!
You're good!
It's too good!
Are you tired?
It's a pain in the ass!
I'll do another project!
You're good!
Let's meet up!
It's not a pain in the ass.
Until now, it was only a pain in the ass.
Now, it's not a pain in the ass.
It's a pain in the ass!
It's not a pain in the ass.
It's here!
I'm not in a state where I can fight now.
I'm sorry about that.
I'll take a break!
I'll keep an eye on you.
I thought it was hard to say.
Wouldn't it be better not to cut your hair?
I'll keep an eye on you.
I'll do my best!
Keep up the good work!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Yes!
That was perfect!
Yes!
Not enough!
Yes!
From the outside!
Nice!
My whole body hurts.
This is bad for our team.
Nice!
What I can do now!
Yes!
Go!
Revive!
Go for it!
Nice!
Was that bad?
Go for it!
Damn it!
Yes!
It's the last one!
Nice!
Yes!
What's that?
It's the other way around!
It's bad!
That was bad!
Yes!
Nice!
Yes!
Nice!
Yes!
Thank you!
That was a coincidence, wasn't it?
This is a match!
Yes!
No way!
Look at that goalie!
It's going up!
Yes!
Nice!
Yes!
Nice!
Yes!
I can do that on this wall!
Nice!
Four points!
Wow!
Nice!
Go! Go!
Wow!
Yes!
This is good!
Nice!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
It's good! It's good!
Wow!
Yes!
Go!
Yes!
He's good!
Nice!
It's been a while!
Last one!
Wow!
I'm sorry!
Thank you for your hard work!
Toshimitsu-san...
Did you do it again?
No!
You did it!
What do you mean "no"?
Seriously, the editor-in-chief...
Each of you should count the number of times you did it.
I'm sorry!
You're right!
Seriously, you're saying it a lot!
Hahaha!
Look!
The number of times you shot!
So...
2 hours of self-study vs. 2 hours of professional!
Let's verify which one was better!
Yes!
Well...
That one was 16 seconds earlier, wasn't it?
Yes!
And this one is 9 seconds.
It's 9 seconds.
Let's see the total number of times you did it!
The self-study team...
The total...
28 points!
I see!
The second half was tough, wasn't it?
Yes!
To be honest, the goalkeeper has a high level!
He's strong, isn't he?
He's amazing!
Even if you're tired, you can't score any goals in the second half!
And...
That's amazing!
Huh?!
It's because of you two!
Seriously!
What does this mean?!
No, but if you look at it...
Both of you are good!
I see!
So, the one who's the least good...
Just disappeared...
Because you two are kicking the ball with a good rhythm...
Your teamwork was good and balanced...
But you just gave up on your own!
We're 999
It's like that, isn't it?
That's right!
In terms of questions, you all have the same pace!
But that's amazing!
Out of the three of you...
I was like, "Ah, I don't think Oshie is here..."
But you won and got points in the end, too!
Yeah!
You got points!
This is...
Oshie's genius!
You can't see him because of his ugly face, can you?
He's coming at you from the outside!
What?!
I'm not the only one here!
You left me behind!
Actually, there's one question that we don't know...
Oh, I see!
But you're answering it, so...
That's scary!
By the way...
If you look at the camera, you can't really tell if you got 28 points or not...
It's kind of vague, too...
We'll think about it calmly during editing...
Thank you so much for today!
Thank you for having us!
We'll practice again and show you how much we've improved!
We're looking forward to it!
Goodbye!